Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Smug Vegans Won't Bone Meat Eaters
Carnivore sex off the menu
No sex, please, you're a carnivore.
A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.
Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".
Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.
Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.
"It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts.
One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."
I would imagine the meat eaters of New Zealand are breathing a collect sigh of relief at this.
Please spend one moment to stare at these two. Note the dripping self-satisfied holier-than-thou-self-righteousness that oozes from their meat free mugs.
Now consider this well armed lady. I bet she eats meat. I bet she's in better physical condition than those saggy old space hippies.
The thing I dislike about Vegans most is how smug they are. If you don't want to eat meat, fine. If you don't want to do it for ethical reasons, well good for you. But if you want to announce to the world that you are better than me because you have decided to be a Vegan, well you can go get stuffed by a carrot.
Take the time to replace the words "meat eater" or "carnivor" in that article with the words "Black" or "Jew" or whatever group you choose you get a very clear view of how these pompous dickweeds think.
They don't want your cooties on them because you aren't part of their club. Their club is the bestest and made up of only the coolest kids who know the secrets and have all the answers.