Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Smug Vegans Won't Bone Meat Eaters

Carnivore sex off the menu

No sex, please, you're a carnivore.

A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts.

One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."

I would imagine the meat eaters of New Zealand are breathing a collect sigh of relief at this.

Please spend one moment to stare at these two. Note the dripping self-satisfied holier-than-thou-self-righteousness that oozes from their meat free mugs.

Now consider this well armed lady. I bet she eats meat. I bet she's in better physical condition than those saggy old space hippies.

The thing I dislike about Vegans most is how smug they are. If you don't want to eat meat, fine. If you don't want to do it for ethical reasons, well good for you. But if you want to announce to the world that you are better than me because you have decided to be a Vegan, well you can go get stuffed by a carrot.

Take the time to replace the words "meat eater" or "carnivor" in that article with the words "Black" or "Jew" or whatever group you choose you get a very clear view of how these pompous dickweeds think.

They don't want your cooties on them because you aren't part of their club. Their club is the bestest and made up of only the coolest kids who know the secrets and have all the answers.


  1. When working at a restaurant in the early 80's a young woman chided her meat eating date for ordering meat: "Lips that touch meat shall never touch mine" He responded "Your lips are meat honey".

  2. Someone made a comment that being "black" or "Jewish" isn't a choice. Actually being Jewish would be a choice as you could always convert to another religion OR convert to become Jewish. I am not sure what the point they were attempting to make was but clearly the lack of meat in their diet has effected their ablility to form a complete thought.

    The point I was attempting to make was this. If you wish to eat twigs and water instead of real food, knock yourself out. I don't care. But don't pull a holier than thou with me as I will call you out on it. I don't care if you are holier because of what you do , don't do, don't like , do like or which god you worship. Its all the same. You don't get to tell me what to do and if you want to till your head to the side and pretend you are better than me you can go pound sand.