Two debates to watch last night and I could stand about three minutes of the US VP debate and exactly 43 seconds of the Canadian "Engrish" debate. Why am I so unable to observe such important political events such as this? Because these aren't really debates. The moderators are biased, and the debate is more akin to the cheap shot put down humour made popular by todays television situation comedy. I may as well loop Pee Wee Herman saying "I know you are but what am I?" for an hour and watch that.